Saturday, December 10, 2005

You know you've done too many kettle shifts at Walmart when...

...you know the most popular "bratz" toys for kids this Christmas.

...you know the rotation schedule for the carry out guys.

...you direct more customers to different parts of the store then the Walmart greeters do.

...you can spot who set off the security alarm and ask them to move away from the doors with their purchase that they're exchanging before the Walmart employees do.

...you are on a first name basis with the greeters.

...you know when someone is swiping their bank card the wrong way at the cash when they're is 10 feet away from you.

...you become the official guardian of the broken carts and say about 10 times a minute to customers who come up "sorry..they're broken."

4 comments:

jill said...

Me too! 8 hour shift today! crazy. You're in my prayers!

Love ya!

Anonymous said...

Gotta love kettles. Just think if you do kettles in Australia, they will be a tad warmer if your standing outside.

Peter-

Agent of Renewal said...

Esther:

You're in for the year of your life - sometimes you gotta leave something good for something better - God's gonna do amazing things!

Anonymous said...

hey i found myself singing alone with the christmas songs playing over the PA system in the mall. My kettle spot was in front of LCBO last night.

Not something to specifically search out but sometimes ... (shhhh don't tell anyone but it can be fun)

love you hon
mom